A New Definition of "Jewelry"

Well...I was diligently working on some financial reports at work today when I heard Susan (my friend and co-worker) start to snicker, then snort, then laugh out loud. I had to get up and go see what was so funny...she'd finally noticed what happens to the three "naked people" on the Rising Promise fountain located near our office. One of the ladies is kind of crouching in her stance, and had developed icy "nipple" rings.

My choices for jewelry today were not nearly as cold as the "lady" near my office.